The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

split kick

The "split kick" is a kick that is performed to one's enemy. This kick is delivered directly to a persons bottom lip. This term has dual meaning in that it is performed by doing an split in the air and it also causes the persons bottom lip to split wide open when delivered correctly. The term "split kick" is most often used to describe attacks in video gaming.

I was running away from the cyber ninja and then out of know where he jumps up and "split kicks" my lip wide open!

by Robert Zizolfo January 29, 2004

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 1, 2011

splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014

Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

Banana Split

When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other

"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"

by Jowdypop November 14, 2014