smoking bone

An variation of "bone smoker". Nothing more or nothing less. All of the douchebags whose lame ass attempt to be funny or just totally wrong in defining smoking bone are probably themselves "bone smokers". Or if you prefer "smoking bone".

Monica Lewinsky was really into the act of "smoking bone" of the former President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton.

by stiffy_allan March 16, 2010

Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011

smoking meat

To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.

No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?

Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.

by airchurro September 17, 2017

Smoke Sausage

A non white dinga ling.

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.

by MJ ALL DAY May 2, 2003

smoke bomb

Noun: A very attractive young lady (or perhaps man) for which the term "smoking hot" is not sufficient to describe the magnitude of their attractiveness.

"Holy crap! That girl is a smoke bomb!"

by bren man September 12, 2006

smoke you

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.

Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.

by Cali4niaBreez September 30, 2005

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006