face sitting

When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.

For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.

For 3, most often nude.

It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.

She preferred using a smotherbox for face sitting

by pinmedown July 18, 2005

Situation

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

hate at first site

The opposite of love at first site. When you see someone and you just instantly hate them for no real reason. It goes beyond the superficial qualities they might have, you just know in your soul that they are rotten and 100% hateful. This can happen in many cases because a lot of people just look like assholes, and you can easily tell they are insufferable in many ways: boring, tedious, obnoxious, selfish, grating, conceited, power tripping, egotistic, rude, oblivious, etc.

Q: How's your new job?

A: They transferred in a new boss and I have to say I had a case of hate at first site.

by Dickie Bundle October 12, 2010

Trap Site

aka Dead End Site. When you get on a TS (DES), there is no way to get off other than getting off the internet itself. The MINIMIZE and BACK buttons only move you around within the site, and when you hit |X| the internet is gone.

Trap Sites are an annoying pain in the ass! TS!!!

by Thomas Junine July 27, 2006

Coldwater Situation

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

by wegmans October 15, 2016

Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006