shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.

Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.

by Terry Bad Ice April 1, 2017

poo shoe

An insane internet troll who tracks poo throughout comment sections, messageboards, imageboards. Obsessed with rightwing philosophy, aliens, illuminati, mass murderers, SJWs, Muslims, trans

Poo Shoes is in the building

by Hitch One November 15, 2016

gum shoe

a person who is a want-a-be detective. they will ask alot of dumb ass questions to use the info aginst you at a later date.

that kid was askin me where my dads car was last night around 3 in the morning. fuckin gum shoe.

by derek hardin June 29, 2006

shoedog

A person of the homosexual persuasion.

"Woah, I was just hit on by a shoedog."

by Fagort November 19, 2003

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

golf shoe ugly

A woman with an outrageously ugly face, but usually a nice body. from: "Looks like someone set her face on fire with a blow-torch and beat it out with a golf shoe."

Edward James Olmos's daughter is golf shoe ugly.

by NivekKevin July 18, 2007

You Shoed

The phenomenon that occurs when the same video uploaded by many different users occupies the first few pages of the You Tube 'most viewed' section.

The same video of President Bush getting a shoe thrown at him is all over the 'most viewed' section of You Tube. It's good to have 30 different versions of the same thing uploaded for my viewing pleasure. The video has been You Shoed.

by goodbilly1 December 20, 2008