second love

the love that teaches us lessons about who we are and how we often want or need to be loved. This is the kind of love that hurts, whether through lies, pain or manipulation. We think we are making different choices than our first, but in reality we are still making choices out of the need to learn lessons—but we hang on. this love can become a cycle, oftentimes one we keep repeating because we think that somehow the ending will be different than before. Yet, each time we try, it somehow ends worse than before. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, unbalanced or narcissistic even. There may be emotional, mental or even physical abuse or manipulation—most likely there will be high levels of drama. This is exactly what keeps us addicted to this storyline, because it’s the emotional roller coaster of extreme highs and lows and like a junkie trying to get a fix, we stick through the lows with the expectation of the high. With this kind of love, trying to make it work becomes more important than whether it actually should. It’s the love that we wished was right

this is my second love ...

by hidingyourheart2.0 July 22, 2019

5 Second Deuce

1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"

2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.

I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

30 Second Sam

A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.

Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"

Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"

by Black Suns January 12, 2012

5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.

A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"

by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015

five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

Unity Secondary

It is a school located in yew tree Singapore. Quite nice school,ok teachers and nice canteen.But it has a small budget.so it has alot of disadvantages like not enough money to do something.The principal is kind but you don't want to see her bad side.The DM is very strict but caring for students.

It is used as a schoo
Unity Secondary is an ok school

by What I wrote is half fake August 20, 2021

Mother Fucking Second

1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.

2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....

"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."

"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"

by Achooo April 1, 2010