Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

chicken scratch

Chicken scratch (in art) appears messy with many strokes to make one line. For it to be truly chicken scratch, the art would have an odd formation of shapes- as in the shape isn't clear due to overlapping lines.

"Jessica's art is chicken scratch! I can't even tell where the bottom of the head is because there's so many overlapping lines!"

by ijuztwanzdrwz April 14, 2024

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting

Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff

by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.

Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch

by Lilpip May 23, 2024

Snatch Scratch

How a human female alleviates the feeling brought on by a sudden itch in her pubic area.

Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.

by Mikeyv123 January 26, 2026

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024