Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

swampsturbate

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.

Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!

by M3rcy October 23, 2011

Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013

Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.

I'm going to smoke a Swamp Bowl!

by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014

Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.

I'm going to smoke a Swamp Bowl!

by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014

Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.

My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.

by wordsloth January 11, 2015

swampey

Someone who has an amazing ability to outsmart even the wittiest indian taxi driver out of a fare. One who can run like the wind regardless of his intoxication, and one who speaks in the "he who" riddles. Also known as the "Undercover Red-Head".

Swampey!!!!!!!! What the fuck are you doing you fucking idiot?! For Fuck Sake... Cabbys' got your phone again!!!!!!

by AlphaFoxtrotLima February 1, 2015