Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

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nazi speed

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

nazi speed by jim June 24, 2003

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The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.

Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.

Beer Speed by Joe P May 24, 2004

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you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest

Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.

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When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

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The minigame in rubik's revolution in which you must press the correct light in time

R.R.: Light Speed.
Player: Ok, here we go.

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"I am the flash!"
"so?"
"I have this cool costume!"
"so???"
"I can run super fast."
*vroommmmm* super speed!

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