That's not you

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.

Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."

by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014

Snotblobalicious

The gratifying experience when you have a cold and you snort a blob of snot through your nasal passages and it slides down your throat and into your stomach.

Matt: "Wow that sneeze was snotblobalicious"
Andrew: "That was disgusting!!!!"

by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

snotrag

Handkerchief, a piece of cloth kept in the back pockets of toothless rednecks, that when pulled out and "waved about" serves as a signal that they're about to sneeze or hack up a lung in a particularly disgusting manner.

Cousin Billy-Bob, kin I borry your snotrag? I gots ta' aaah-AAACHOOOO!! Sorry 'bout that cousin Billy-Bob......club soda'll take that right out.

by The Mad Bugler November 11, 2002

jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig

Jury rigging refers to makeshift repairs or temporary contrivances, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. Originally a nautical term, on sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards improvised in case of damage or loss of the original mast. Jury-rig has been in use since 1788 but the adjectival use of "jury" in the sense of makeshift or temporary dates from at least 1616, when it appeared in John Smith's A Description of New England.

A false etymology is that "Jerry-rigged" was employed by World War II British troops to refer to the German use of scavenged parts to keep vehicles and weapons functional, from the use of "Jerry" as a pejorative term for German soldiers.

The jury-rigged (not jerry-rigged) contraption made do for now. (jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig)

by jahli October 17, 2011

snotting

When your really angry or sad and after you've been crying alot and your nose is runny. And you just blow that shit out everywhere and wipe the snotty spitty mixture all over everything.

Quit snotting everywhere Paul Hill, that shit is nasty.

by Shoe McShoe June 3, 2004

it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say

Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010

snotty girl

A bitchy, catty, turncoat woman. Someone who will rat you out or be a total rude bitch without giving it a second thought. Someone who spreads rumors. A girl who would steal your great idea at work and present it to the boss as if it were her own idea.

Jenny was such a snotty girl when she told the cute guy at the bar I had herpes.

by S. S. D. March 13, 2008