smartphobe

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

Smash Her Flaps In

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.

"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"

by seany_baby April 22, 2009

Smackagelies

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smackledwarfed

Meaning "Cheated" or "Fooled". First used by Spongebob, in the episode where him and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector.

That guy totally just conned us out of 50 bucks! We've been smackledwarfed!

by yukie October 6, 2009

smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!

My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009

Smække

"Smække" is a Norwegian street term for inhaling cannabis.

Hey Arlsan, would you like to "smække" with me today.

by zarni May 29, 2014

small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.

Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."

by clevername January 13, 2017