Simp

Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon

Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty

by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019

Simp

A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.

Robby is such a simp

by sufferingpuppet April 2, 2020

Simp

When a guy is getting pussy whipped.
also what every fucking 10 year old says.

Bitch 1: " Hey look at that guy standing up for the girl getting beat up"
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol

by simpguy May 19, 2020

Simp

a kid named mason

Yo you see that simp?

Yeah just call him mason

by carbonero89 August 18, 2020

Simp

Anybody who doesn’t play ark or do what Tyler the prophet says or disagrees with him Tyler owns all rights of the word “simp” and is a king

Nick is such a simp for not taking online classes seriously

by Kingofthesimos March 23, 2020

simp

A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.

George is such a simp, he just got pissed at my girl.

by poopysmell May 4, 2020

Simp

A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls

People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder

NEVER BE A SIMP

'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"

by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020