Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard

Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard

by Cmmb April 11, 2020

Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.

You're such a simon!

by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021

Simone Biles

An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.

Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.

You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.

by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013