Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide

Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce

by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020

Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020

The size of this dub

A phrase created by football twitter to express that they agree with the statement you made.

PepeMagic : Pepe > Salah

Aubazette : I can’t comprehend the size of this dub

by NoncyJohnson May 29, 2020

Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.

Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

rachel seidell

Rachel is the most gorgeous person that you'll ever meet, she's sweet, caring, and a little bit overprotective what's hers is hers and the person that has Rachel seidell in his/hers life must be the luckiest person in the world

Braden: bro have you that girl over there I'm wondering what's her name?
Isaiah: yes and I'm the luckiest person in the world to have her and her name is Rachel seidell.

by Iromero20 August 30, 2020

jah’seire

Is the best person you could ever meet she is a kind hearted good looking black woman she can be there for you every step of the way she is a good girlfriend and a loving mother, she can also be very kinky If you know a Jah’seire and she is your girlfriend be sure to keep her or else someone else will get to her before you, she is also a player she like's to trick you into thinking she loves you but she dosent she is very evil somtimes

Friend : "She is mean girrrrlll"

Other "friend: that must be a Jah’seire"

by A person who needs love lol September 29, 2020