scanforpe

cockneyised version of scunthorpe

where my cockney fatherinlaw says i come from. scanforpe.

by bazwhite April 17, 2009

Scaffuzo

Brooklynese. A woman of low character. Someone who's real easy. Think big hair and leopard skin spandex.

"Tony showed up at the bar last night with these two scaffuzos and the boyz went nuts"

by INOX NYC April 3, 2010

scalfart

When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.

Bubba - "What's that smell!?"

Craig - "Sorry dude, I scalfarted"

by 15894 November 7, 2010

sarfetious

Combination of sarcasm + facetious

That dress looks awesome on you! I bet you can get the same effect with a potato sack!! Yes, I was being sarfetious!

by Visnja January 26, 2011

Sarfastic

A combination of being sarcasticly fantastically. Or being really good at being sarcastic.

She is so fantastically sarcastic she is sarfastic.

by Shadowgirly February 21, 2011

scarallels

Frightening parallels in history appearing to repeat itself.

The recent threat of government shutdown has many scarallels to previous shutdown threats.

by Westland Jim April 30, 2011

scar master

Someone who mentally scars you every time you see them. Typically, the person being scarred is a faggot who is looking at pictures of these so-called scar masters on Google Images.

Scar masters tend to achieve such a status by grinning constantly (see grin king) and/or by being a complete rapist.

Words such as "supreme", "extraordinaire", or "McGee" can be tagged on the end as an intensifier.

Oh my gotti, I shouldn't have typed "Steve Carell" in the search bar. Every picture of him ruins me. He's a scar master supreme!!!!!

by yougottiyougotti August 22, 2011