Scaldis

skawld-y - worn, dilapidated, used heavily, or of poor quality.

I know the diner is closed, but perhaps if you show the gentleman your scaldis boobs he will open the shop and sell you that cookie you want.

by henrytheviii June 30, 2009

Scalamafoshlene

a word to represent anything that is on your mind usually used with "aghh" at the end

Correct Pronunciation: skal-uh-muh-fawsh-lean.

Paul: What did you think of Inception
Joe: Scalamafoshlene.............AGHH

by Jimmylamanz March 17, 2011

scall

1. Characterized by insensible, extreme or volatile movements; unpredictable. bipolar in nature.
 
2. A 2-way phone or pager
 
3. A term of endearment used by pirates.

I like you, but you're scall.

by spline5df September 21, 2012

Scaldy

An Irish word said with alot of emphasis on the "a" sound, often elongated for dramatic effect. The word is the exact opposite of munya and means something bad and it typically applies to something rather than someone, but in severe cases the latter can be applied.

paddy 1: did you get the bag sorted?
Paddy 2: nah, this plug doesn't to tic.
Paddy 1: what a scaldy prick!

by PolishGuy6298 April 26, 2020

Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009

cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009