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Chief Salmon berry

by jimmy May 13, 2005
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Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.
She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!
by JLambert November 20, 2010
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snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.
When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.
by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011
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Jimmy Sales

One of the greatest guys out there, who loves to eat chocolate on the daily. Also a huge fan boy of the legendary youtubers Elanip and Treyten. Famous quote from Mr.Sales, "WOwaoahaaahahh".
Generally a really really really chill guy
Jimmy Sales sold a car as a salesmen.
by GuyFromDominos December 8, 2020
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furniture salesperson

A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
by mannman November 10, 2009
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salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007
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happy salmon

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.
Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!
by Phishermansonski August 7, 2008
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