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Reverse Donkey Punch

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.
"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"
by Qisus March 2, 2010
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Reverse Cow Girl

Sex position in which the guy lays on his back while the chick faces away from him as she sits on his dick and rides him like a stallion Cow Girl Dyslexic Cow Girl
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008
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Reverse card

A reverse card is a card that you can use towards a normie that says"no u" And this is pretty useful to many things that a normie says something like, ur mommy a commie, your grandpap a trap, your sister a mister, your aunt a Crasoant, your family tree lgbt, so basically if you get yourself into that situation just use the reverse card
Normie: ur mum big gey
You: reverse card
You: no u
by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018
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reverse gay-dar

Individuals that can't help but only be attracted to members of the opposite sex that are clearly homosexual.
Girl with reverse gay-dar: I am so in love with Michael!

Friend: Ah, you and your reverse gay-dar have done it again.

Girl with reverse gay-dar: Michael is not gay!

Friend: Yes he is; I know because I have gay-dar, unlike you.
by BananaDaiquirisAreGood July 10, 2010
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Reverse Wilba

The act of calling a podcast and pretending to be famous Australian podcaster Killa Wilba. Usually performed with a fake accent that sounds not even close to Australian.
I want to call in to this podcast, but I have nothing funny to say." "No worries mate, just pull a Reverse Wilba, it will be hilarious.
by Tommytheduck July 31, 2011
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Reverse French kiss

A reverse French kiss is when you have your tongue so far up a girl's ass, she can feel it in the back of her throat.
Holy shit look at that ass. I'd reverse French kiss that.
by Rockstar84 July 8, 2014
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