Rotten Apples

To punch an older woman (age 55+)specifically in her sagging breasts until they turn bright red.

I do enjoy MILFs, but not if they have ROTTEN APPLES!

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

Namson Rote

When a mentally challenged person tries to compose a 'ransom note'. Outcomes vary from asking for a billion dollars in an age when this is a small amount of currency to being unable to write said note, due to lack of literacy.

Today I stole this dude's phone, and wrote him a total 'namson rote', all I could come up with was that I had it, and he should give me somthing so I would give it back. I totally choked.

by Emcole Thaylor August 13, 2009

routerized

Having an IP that starts out as if you are routered, when you have a direct connection.

I can not use that program because my computer is routerized

by PepperED December 11, 2006

routerness

the estimated range of a wireless router

Without the any obstructions, the routerness is about 300 yards.

by Colynn May 9, 2008

routershit

Term used to describe a router, modem, or access point by your 10/10 ISP (ex: AT&T, Comcast, etc.) that dies and has to be replaced or repaired more often than once a month. If your routershit dies, it will likely take longer than a full day to get it repaired.

1. Kid: "Mom my Roblox game is broken"
Mother: "The damn routershit is dead again, time to call the ISP for the second time this week"
2. Loyal Customer: "Yeah my routershit went out again"
AT&T Support Guy: "That's nice bro"

by sithsiri September 26, 2017

router gang

Another copy and pasted gucci gang meme

bout ta hit ya wit dat router gang

by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018