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Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.
Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!
by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019
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rule 210

If it exists, it has a racist opposite.
White guy: Man, white people are the best!
Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
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Rex Rules

A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.

Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:

* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
by bdollarsign December 8, 2017
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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gimlican rule

the rule that any 1 entity is considered as one person or objective, mainly in contests to kill large numbers.

no matter the size, strenght or condition, it still "counts as one."
the battle for minas tirith:

*legolas just took down a huge Eliphaunt with 3 arrows straight to the head*

gimly: That still counts as one!

this is known as the Gimlican Rule of Kill Measurement.
by semois November 10, 2011
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The Dr. Rule

An entirely unwritten and yet widely accepted variation to the Eleven Minute Rule. The Dr. Rule states that if you are sitting in class for fifteen minutes (rather than the eleven provided a professor without a doctorate) and no professor has shown up, you are allowed to leave class without penalty.
Guy 1: "Dude, it's been 11 minutes we can totally leave class now!"

Guy 2: "No man she's a Doctor, we have to wait four more minutes."

Guy 1: "Oh right....the Dr. Rule....where is that actually written?"
by FSUstudent July 28, 2008
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