patty mayonnaise

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.

My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011

Lancaster Beef Patty

The act during Sex when a male covers his Penis in poop. The male then takes the woman's menstrual exhaust (blood) and covers his Penis with it as well.The man then procedes to stick his Penis between his Female partner's Buttox.

Lauren and Luke went crazy and decided to make a Lancaster Beef Patty.

by therealslimshady12345 August 14, 2010

krabby patty

1.A burger in the cartoon spongebob
2.A vagina infected with herpies (crabs)

"i want to eat a krabby patty" -patrick-

by DorK MaN November 23, 2004

patty cake

patty cake:



Any hand games that you play with your hands.

"If you really want to see some ill patty cakeing, you should see me and Brittany do it!"

Other
hand games considered as patty cake:

double double this this
patty cake
rock paper scissors
thumb wars.....
excetra

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

potty soup

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.

I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!

by milty September 5, 2005

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004

Butt Putt

Sexual activity involving the insertion of a golfball (of any color or brand) into the anus of a male's sexual partner, followed by poking (or "putting") the ball with his member while inside the rectum.

In a statement: "I got a hole-in-one last night while playing butt putt"

Or, could be an answer to a question: "Why are you walking funny?" "Butt Putt..."

by Anonymous Golfer January 20, 2009