Pork

Dumb, lame or boring.

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork

by Chaddly July 2, 2019

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Pork

Pig meat

I ate pork

by (****()) May 3, 2022

Pork Bunny

A chubby tan Asian woman with the physique of a pork bun; Asian version of a torta.

“Damn, bro that Asian chick big af.”
“Yeah she a Pork Bunny fosho”

by ladiesmantwooneseven March 27, 2025

Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.

Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.

by Porkchopper March 6, 2025

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018