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Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.
This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.
Potato Masher by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Potato Sacker 

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.
damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!
Potato Sacker by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

potato voice

(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella
if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.
potato voice by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2013

potato dinner 

Getting laid
Yo bruh, did you get da potato dinner?
potato dinner by Mechtech203 April 29, 2014

potato mailbox 

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different
me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

Potato Queen 

A gay asian male who prefers to date (NOT necessarily older) caucasian men. Unlike bitter (usu. less attractive)sticky rice, who have given up on any chance of dating or interacting with men outside their race, potato queens make friends of all races.
Sure, he's a potato queen and has his eye on that surfer boy, but that doesn't mean he won't make friends with Danny Lin.
Potato Queen by RiceBowl September 16, 2003