ponth

ponth is a word used for descriving physical appearance. this word is commonly used by girls to describe someone they’ve got their eyes on. if someone says they see ponth in you, you’re in for a treat.

we are the spy girls we got nothing to do from the ponth of you.

the ponth of you is beyond me.

by wowthoselyricstho July 23, 2018

coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."

by Don Drake June 12, 2006

Two Points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

by NickUK May 25, 2007

goblers point

the point where you ask a girl to give you a blowjob,

"will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"

by Johnny Sunshine October 30, 2007

smith point

Commonly referred to by the LateNightShots crowd as SP, is the restaurant that has a bar downstairs that resembles a basement frat party in Georgetown. The crowd is exclusive and you must be on "the list" to even get in. The list is composed of a random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine. This is the place where the young people go so they can do whatever they want without any reprecussions, except from being talked about on the LateNightShots.com forums the next day.

I am going tonight to Smith Point to take down smoke.

Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.

If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com

by Angela Valdez January 17, 2008

extra point

Before you ejaculate, the female raises her hands in the form of a field goal and you try to score!!

After hooking up with this girl last night I went for the extra point and made it!!!

by Costa and Beto December 17, 2008

guy points

points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.

We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.

by dmaestas September 4, 2009