telegraph pole

someone as tall as that!

matthew tsang is a telegraph pole =)

by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005

icy pole

A penis that is cold but somehow still erect.

It was so cold last night that Carl had an icy pole. It was so stiff he couldn't even pee.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

frogging ash pole

All you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! There you have it. A secret way to swear, but I would never ever say this at my Baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.

too many uses to just give one example

by NotEmily May 13, 2005

chocolate pole

the penis of a black man.......

random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night

random other gay: oh yeah?

random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now

random other gay: *pokes*

by joesaysdance June 4, 2007

smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

Troll Pole

The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.

"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"

by LaQueeshah Jackson October 30, 2008