Brewer Brain

Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.
Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!
by weazelmeat November 11, 2010
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Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart
"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."
by thatkindofperson May 14, 2014
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brain bruiser

1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone

2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.

2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010
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brain diarhoea

shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.

shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.
X:"dude, finished studying?"
Y:"uhh... brain diarhoea..."
by soul13 May 11, 2008
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Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
by Exonence July 19, 2011
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doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.
My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.
by Fisty McGee August 02, 2006
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Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.
Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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