by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003
by FILONINATOR February 02, 2009
A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.
by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003
Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"
by arvinUOPdent April 12, 2007
When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"
by Bradley James Wilson December 05, 2008
Originated in Morrisville right outside of Trenton.
A blounde smut. She thinks it is a compliment because she likes muffins.
A blounde smut. She thinks it is a compliment because she likes muffins.
by Jackpot September 10, 2004
1. the part of the muffin that is above the paper. it grows when it bakes, so the part that extends above the paper and overflows get cooked more, so it is slightly harder and full of flavor. it is the most valued part of the muffin.
2. also known as "love handles." it is where your sides adjacent to your stomach stick out past your belt fastened around your waist. the overflow of the love handles slightly resembles the overflow of the muffin top on a muffin.
2. also known as "love handles." it is where your sides adjacent to your stomach stick out past your belt fastened around your waist. the overflow of the love handles slightly resembles the overflow of the muffin top on a muffin.
1. some colleges spoil their students during finals week by selling "muffin tops" instead of full muffins, so as not to waste valuable batter, since most people eat the top and throw away the rest anyways.
2. i was feeling a little chub-chub, and when i looked in the mirror, i noticed my love handles had grown. they bulged above my belt and i admiringly called them my muffin tops.
2. i was feeling a little chub-chub, and when i looked in the mirror, i noticed my love handles had grown. they bulged above my belt and i admiringly called them my muffin tops.
by athor September 23, 2008