Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006
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Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
by TRMT12 August 14, 2008
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Monkey Monkey Monkey
• Monkey-monkey
• monkey monkey football
• monkey monkey sal
• Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon
• monkey see monkey do
• Monkey see monkey do'd
• the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
• Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
• fun monkey (aka front monkey)
v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
by Shabba December 17, 2004
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A manuever usually performed by wild Gemini men! Example: We had wild "monkey wish bone" love last night.
by Diallo aka Gemini July 8, 2006
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I fancy those two dancing over there, they're quite fit. Don't you realise they're trannies? Oh, right, I am quite drunk I guess. Don't use drink as your excuse mate, you're a tranny chaser and don't deny it. You're the victim of a monkey puzzle.
by The Lady in the Lake September 12, 2008
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Monkey hangers are the greatest people in the world unlike Mackems and Darlo fans both of whom smell since they don't wash
by aussie bristol chick September 22, 2003
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The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
Native American - look at that ugly Albino monkey.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
by Wolvess November 6, 2011
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