cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!

by 6daddymattie9 March 30, 2009

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

mong bong

When someone puts the whole of their mouth around the top of the bong instead of inside the lip.

davy hume totally did the mong bong on that cone.

by humey swingers May 16, 2009

Montypurgo

The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.

1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!

by The Prophet of Destiny June 22, 2011

Monkied Up

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013

monochode

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.

Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee February 5, 2015