Midering

When a couple is so OBVIOUSLY dating, yet wont admit they're boyfriend and girlfriend, or are uncomfortable with using terms like dating, boyfriend, ect, while also not wanting to date other people, focusing solely on each other

Dude! you 2 are totally dating!

Nah man, we're not, we just hang out a lot an tats it.

Well i know how you look at other girls now, and you 2 are obviously Midering

by GoldenAce17 April 13, 2014

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014

midgbliss

That moment when you spot a midget and are instantaneously filled with excitment and bliss.

I spotted a midget as I was pulling into a mall and began to experience midgbliss.

by creative October 23, 2014

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

Midgetoid

Having a midget-like disposition and/or body habitus.

The man was so midgetoid, he was mistaken for a toddler.

by Leo DiCraprio August 23, 2015

midget

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).

Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)

by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016