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the mitch

a large jewish man with the nickname rambo for his sniping skills
by Jerry Williams April 21, 2005
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Mitching

To scratch your skin and see how much skin comes off into a pot.
Person 1; I was only bloody mitching last night weren't I!
Person 2; How much skin did you collect?
by Lewis Carpie October 17, 2012
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mitch

The male form of a female dog!
Hey Ryan stop being a mitch! We're here to drink!
by soundfreak5488 July 20, 2014
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Mitchell

Great guy, wonderful husband, just too small to please a woman
hes such a mitchell
by jennyishot January 9, 2015
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Mitchell

A name commonly given to people who have no money but think they are ballers.

He has high hopes for life however will most commonly become a smackhead who says he's a footballer, rugby player or a gym king. Mitchell's usually wear old warn out shoes
He is definitely a Mitchell

Look at that Fucking Mitchell
by The truth teller best April 28, 2020
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k mitch

A weed smoking, bad bitch fucking, white kid with a 8 inch dick.
by K Mitch January 23, 2017
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Moscow Mitch

Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...

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A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.

Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.

Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire

My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .

I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.

Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019
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