Michael

One of the funniest kids around. That one of a kind guy that every girl hopes to find. He's honestly a babe of all babes. And he's pretty cute too.

Wow that dirty Michael really knows how to impress a girl.

by Northbae September 11, 2016

Michael Scott

The realest person known to man. King Real.

I'm Michael Scott real.

by cman2369 August 3, 2011

Michael Crichton'd

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.

Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!

by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010

Michael

A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like douchebags (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet.

And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the proof is in the pudding.

Psh, example not needed for Michael, bitch. ;D

by ChokingonSprite July 5, 2011

matchok

A variable in a programming language that was supposed mean that a certain match was ok. But because no camelcasing was used (like matchOk), it became a not understandable non-sense variable.

boolean matchok; // FIXME what??

Programmer 1: what does matchok do?
Programmer 2: matchok?
Programmer 1: yeah matchok.
Programmer 2: it checks if you have matchok.
Programmer 1: whatever

by eihoofd May 4, 2009

mitchell

any people with this first/last name are considered to be the most exillerating people to walk the earth. They are also looked upon at the same height as most ancient greek gods such as Zues. they also have huge hammers

jethro : apparently that guys name was mitchell?

hannah: really? he looks like such a mitchell. now I'm off to get his digits. bye

by Smash the trash May 14, 2012

Matchus

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017