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male g-spot

The prostate gland, said to be the male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Capable of producing great physical pleasure with massage or pressure; not too surprising since the prostate gland produces about two-thirds of the "juice" in semen.

It is possible (perhaps more often practiced in parts of India) for the prostate gland to be "milked" resulting in ejaculation without orgasm.

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"So the doctor gave me this digi-rectal exam and when his finger was all the way in, it started to feel really good. Does this make me gay?"

"No, man, it means he hit your male g-spot, the prostate. Every guy's got one."

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010
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Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010
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Maele

Dramatic,boisterous & funny. Loves people and partying. Loyal to a fault she brings joy to the room
A drama quuen - oh she's SUCH a Maele!
by Julslovesjesus February 3, 2010
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male skank

an overly obnoxious or boisterous male who might also enjoy showing off his body or acting rowdy,either for attention or because its natural to his demeanor. An example would be a guido, or a hoodrat with his pants around his rump
by kathleeene September 29, 2014
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male hooker

A rare being. Usually has sex in the back of his truck. Probably listens to techno music and could rip shirts with his muscles
Well he's obviously a male hooker
by Oh you knoooww April 21, 2015
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male menopause

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016
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male jordan

Male jordans have a very large dick
by Male jordan October 17, 2017
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