Natty Light

A piss poor excuse for an alcoholic beverage, along the lines of Keystone

Mike: "Hey Jim pass me a beer" Jim: "All i have is Natty Light" Mike: "Natty Light isn't a beer, just forget it!"

by Reedley Riot June 5, 2010

lighter knot

Big-ass piece of lighter pine, only found in the great state of Florida, that is drug into camp, usually with a chain and four-whell drive just before sundown. This superd fire wood has the distinct smell of turpentine; good for keeping skeeters away. Burn all night, I'm here to tell ya. That's the only reason I'm here.

Hey Gomer, drag that other piece of lighter knot over t'fire. These skeeters are fit t'carry me away.

by Tomm M January 13, 2009

Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

by Kyata February 14, 2009

red light green light sex

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.

red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..

by Erik/Raoul March 16, 2010

light

an object that produces a flame for igniting something.

Pass me the light and a cigarette.

by FJS April 26, 2006

Green Light

Green Light(verb)

Pronounciation - \ˈgrēn-ˌlīt\

To give a positive signal to do, or say something.

Horny Guy- Hey, l want to have sex with you...

Hot Girl- Um...

Horny Guy- Just give me the Green Light, and l'll get started... *takes off shirt*

Hot Girl- Well, to tell you some facts, *Takes off mask* l'm not a girl... l'm a guy.

Horny Guy- Well, to give you some straight-up facts, l'm not a "Horny Guy"... *Takes off Strap-on Dildo* l'm a Walrusman.

by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009

Laughtershock

Small bursts of seemingly random laughter shortly after hearing something extremely humorous, especially when you think about it again.

That was so funny, I'm still having laughtershocks from it!

by cootsified March 8, 2010