Avatar: the Last Dickbender

When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.

I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.

by Docta Soose April 11, 2019

Ya but I drank Four Loko last night

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.

Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

suck my last name

For people with awesome last names (such as Cox) that could technically be sucked. Used as a come back or to brag when you're winning.

Guy 1: you totally suck at this game dude.
Guy 2: suck my last name!

by BIGCOX20 April 17, 2011

Belay my last

basically meaning remove my last sentence. It can be used as an alternative to saying sike.

One guy says to his friend: "man your gay, I hate you"
Friend:"What"
Guy:"Belay my last"
Friend:"lqtm"

by Danny Sykes January 5, 2009

Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

by boobietoucher2000 March 8, 2010

The Last Supper

the result of when a priest goes balls deep in a small boy's throat, blasting his stomach with a load of skeet and not pulling out until the boy passes out.

Altar boy: why is that boy passed out on the pew?
Father McRibbonjizz: his penance was the last supper

by McRibbonjizz May 12, 2016