The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
A sound you make with the upper area of your mouth and lips to signal an artificial donky slapping. Mostly gestured towards someone who just said something that would normally invite a direct assault via the pimp smack.
Tom: "Hey guys you should seriously watch those twilight movies there actually kind of good."
Tom: "Wow you are totally right, thank you for not donky slapping me."
An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.
Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."
Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."
Tony: "Oh well in that case."
mindlessly surfing Facebook for girls you saw last night at the bar, people in your classes, and ex girlfriends
I am freeping my fucking face off right now