by kariusvega May 28, 2018
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Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
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by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006
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Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
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by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
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Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by luser November 21, 2002
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by Disciple of Desade August 21, 2006
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by slim keeno July 16, 2005
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