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Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.
T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"
by G Lo August 5, 2004
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internet-fag

A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").
"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"

"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."
by llamaneck12 January 18, 2012
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internet dad

Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.
My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.
by egrill137 June 18, 2018
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RSM International

RSM International an abbreviation of Royal Society of Monkeys International'.

Founded as a global society to exploit the increased propensity of audit monkeys associated with working in unsavoury conditions, the Society is now ranked as the 6th largest globally in its pursuit of greater exploitation of audit monkeys.
Salustro Reydel felt it could better exploit its monkeys by joing the rival Monkey netword KPMG from RSM International.
by Robson Rhodes May 18, 2006
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have an internet

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.
lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist
by Kraas October 17, 2008
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
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Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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