Internet AIDs 

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.

I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs

Internet AIDs by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015

Internet PTSD 

Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.

"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"

Internet PTSD by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016

Internet poisoning 

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

Internet poisoning by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

Generation Internet 

"Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"

(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.

(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.

By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".

Generation Internet by TekBoi (Ali) February 10, 2007

that's interesting 

That's not interesting; actually, it's stupid.

Person 1: I really think Trump will make a good president.
Person 2: That's interesting.

that's interesting by Doctorjay March 15, 2017

internet 

"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens."
Strong Bad.

Person 1: What's the matter, you look angsty.
Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY!
Person 1: So, nothing as usual.

internet by DonZabu September 12, 2007

Internet Fucktards 

Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.

Internet Fucktards: PRIMAL, PX.

See www.clanprimal.com or www.clanpx.org

Internet Fucktards by Antillehs October 5, 2005