spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

Peaches

Pubic lice
Even

Chlamydia

Sis

Lovely said she had peaches

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Peach Cobbler

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.

“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”

by Felix L. May 27, 2025

Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011

peach cuh

You eat peach cobbler on tour bed at 4:22 am on a Tuesday in march

I am a peach cuh enthusiast.

by Granite Smith January 29, 2025

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

Peaching

A homosexual guy trying to seem attracted to girls by making exaggerated comments on their looks.

Poor Steven. He was peaching all day in the hotel to the waitresses just so that his parents believe he is straight.

by nonolino December 9, 2022