by Woah.a.rose January 11, 2021
Get the Peach Spinel mug.Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peach mug.Someone that likes to spark up rivalry between two parties while sitting back on the sideline to watch. Vicariously living through others is also a quintessential part of a Peach Jackson.
Those two guys kicking off over there were revved up by a Peach Jackson. They don't even know what they're arguing about anymore.
See old Peach Jackson eating popcorn over there? Yea? Well this big fight was caused by him and he's just having a giggle.
See old Peach Jackson eating popcorn over there? Yea? Well this big fight was caused by him and he's just having a giggle.
by cantankerous May 30, 2019
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Get the peaches on a stray mug.When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.
When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.
by Archimede May 7, 2018
Get the Scorched Peach mug.Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug
by realshades January 3, 2023
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