i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018

I’m stuff

Use this phrase when referring to your significant other when the words “I was doing stuff” comes into the conversation to give it a sexual or comical meaning.

Peter: Sorry I’m late! I was doing stuff
MJ: I’m stuff
Peter: MJ! OMG! NO!
Tony: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome

by duckymj September 1, 2019

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

i don’t feel so good

The line was that became a meme and the heartbreak of all teenage girls.

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good.

by Superwolf23 June 2, 2018

I don't know her

A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant

Interviewer: what do you think of Beyoncé

Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her

Interviewer: and what about jlo

Mariah: I don't know her

by Gabrielle williams July 5, 2016

I love you like rlb

I love you like Rogers loves barnes

Person 1: I love you like rlb

Person 2: what does that mean?

Person 1: uncultured swine,, "I love you like Rogers loves barnes"

Person 2: Rogers? Barnes? Who?

Person 1: honestly do you live under a rock?!? Steve Rogers and bucky barnes (ya know Captain america and his boyfriend with the metal arm)

Person 2: but.. Theyre not together.. Endgame..

Person 1: shut your mouth endgame isn't canon

by stuckytrashy3000 May 16, 2019