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Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.
"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"
by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009
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Hooker Boot

A slutty chick that has been passed around and tainted so much that she discarded like a pair of old Hooker Boots.
That bitch is such a Hooker Boot. I told you! Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife.
by B n' Taco December 6, 2007
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Hooker meat

This comes from the pickton farm murders from B.C. Canada, these brothers killed a bunch of hookers & fed them to thier pigs over 15 years. Okay a little distasteful but have a ha ha.
"Is that hooker meat in your sandwich"?
by Bridget_ July 13, 2007
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hooteriffic

An event or person so impressive that its reference is akin to seeing perfect breasts. Usually exclusive to descriptions of the female gender.
That chick's been checking me out all night. Have you seen her rack? She's hooteriffic.
by Brian Argabright February 15, 2008
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hooker shit

1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass.
2. a person who is being extremely flirty while appearing to have unclean body parts.
Beth, you hooker shit! Stop embarrasing me, haha!

Ew, look at that hooker shit all over James. You can practically see the fumes coming out of her underwear.
by Yesenia Rodriguez June 13, 2008
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Hanger Hooter

The appearance of pointy breasts where a shirt hung on a hanger for a long period of time.
Dang, you know Ricky hasn't worn that button-down since his last interview. Dude has some serious hanger hooters on that shirt.
by Marc Hoenig December 8, 2004
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Smelly Pirate Hooker

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.
guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker
by dirty_duece August 27, 2010
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