hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 January 14, 2018

sleuth hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 January 12, 2017

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 May 28, 2018

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 06, 2019

gimmie that hat

A form of foreplay in which one asks for each item of their partner’s clothing until they are nude. As referenced in season 1 episode 6 of New Girl

“Last night I did Gimmie that Hat with Sam, it was so hot”

by LMMaehem February 06, 2018