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gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.
Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
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Unethical Gooning

Unethical Gooning refers to the irresponsible and exploitative consumption of pornographic and NSFW media, characterized by a lack of consideration for artistic integrity, personal awareness, and ethical engagement. This behavior includes:

1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.

2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.

3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.

Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
Jake’s idea of a good time was mindlessly binging NSFW content without a second thought for the artists or context—classic unethical gooning at its finest.
by Thesmartguy2smart February 23, 2025
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Goon

Something Gross; Commonly canadian slang for throwing up/puking.
Guy 1: Yo, I’ll pay you a 20 sheet if u eat a raw egg

Guy 2: No man! I’ll fucking goon!
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Gooned

When thou hath been doused in goon.
Lachlan spilt the goon through out the apartment, resulting in the floors getting gooned!
by MRJ000 June 29, 2018
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