japanese rain goggles

Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.

As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles

by AXeGod November 28, 2010

brazilian flying goggle

its when i stick my nuts in my hoes' wide-opened eyes

i brazilian flying goggled your mom, your sister, and your girlfriend all at the same time.

by hpesoj idralig July 18, 2010

japanese rain goggles

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

by nickeh! November 28, 2010

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à

"So can she goggle the rooster?"

by ALF December 21, 2004

strawberry goggles

when a man places his balls in a womans? eyes

dude i gave your mom black eyes when i gave her my strawberry goggles

by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008

Speed Goggles

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

by draventwo April 12, 2009

beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

by stouffer March 4, 2003