German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

German V2

When an ejaculation Has enough loft to clear partner during pullout

My cumshot took off like a german v2 and cleared her head

by Mad Mechanic December 7, 2010

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014