by Mr man tan May 24, 2018

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.
Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

by Kage_Avenger7860 April 12, 2019

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
by Astro333 May 18, 2023

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 11, 2022

by jut2497 April 27, 2022
