The 27th State and sounthernmost stae. Has the best taxes, people, fishing, weather, produce, and evertythign else. Has everyt type of weather, except for snow, has every tyep of land, and everything else. The most best and diverse stste in the union. Florida also has the best roads in the nation.
by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004
Get the Florida mug.an exotic island in East part of Indonesia or West Melanesia, Pacific Oceania. this Island named by Portuguese in 16th century as Cabo De Flores (The Cape of Flower). People in this Island mixed by Portuguese and Native Melanesian blood and they have family names like Fernandes, Parera, Rodrigues, etc. By the culture, they have connection with Portuguese Culture, and Physically they look like Brazilian, Puertorican, and Mexican.
Stanger : Hey sweety, Are you a Mexican?
Flores Girl : Nah, I'm from FLores Island, Indonesia (or Flores Island, West Pacific).
Flores Girl : Nah, I'm from FLores Island, Indonesia (or Flores Island, West Pacific).
by Ghetto Lingo March 21, 2016
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Get the Florida mug.Annoying people from Florida (most of the state's population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. Sometimes Floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. Floridiots can't drive worth a shit but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. Floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of June-August, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. Vehicles with Florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.
by doopy462 August 14, 2013
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(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)
(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)
by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020
Get the Dumb Florida Moron mug.Though Lake Worth, FL has a bad reputation for violence and gang activity, this town has got to be one of the most haunted and picturesque towns in the state, if not in the country. Lake Worth is located 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale and it makes part of the Miami-Ft Lauderdale-Palm Beach metropolitan area. Its downtown is really hippie, eclectic, laid back, and enjoyable, Though there is a fair share of street walkers, panhandlers and hobos, Lake Worth has a lot to offer as far as culture. Just make sure to stay no more than a few blocks away from Lake Avenue, if planning on relocating, North of the avenue is where you want to be. All the guats, rejects, gansters and thugs are on the south side of town. If you are into art and theatre this is one of the places to be, they hold the Night On the Avenue every third friday of the month, where lots of local artists come to showcase their work. Yearly one of the biggest street painting festivals takes place here, you will also find a bunch of PBR drinking hipsters, with their rimmed glassed and tatts. Just make sure you stay away from Lake Worth Beach, it is Hella Ghetto, its better to go to Phipps park, located just about a half mile north of Lake Worth Beach. If you are into the paranormal this would also be a good place to explore. lots of old houses, and the Lake Worth Playhouse, which its hauntings have been recorded over time and its still visited by paranormal investigators. Also Very gay friendly!
Hipster 1: Hey did you see that Gang from Lake Worth, Florida that was featured in Gangland?
Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!
Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!
by ElleDub April 9, 2011
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I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.
This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.
And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!
When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.
We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?
You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?
And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.
No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!
It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.
This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.
And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!
When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.
We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?
You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?
And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.
No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!
It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
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