ftw

1)Fuck the what?

3)For the win! = is the best, is good, is cool etc

e.g
1)
Jack: Ok, I have the toast, what do I do now?
/b/: fuck toast!
Jack: ftw?
/b/: gtfo n00b

2)
Jack: 'Kay I have the crumpets- now what?
Bill: Crumpets suck....Pancakes ftw!
Jack: >.< they were all out of them at the store.
Bill: Oh ok... Can I have a crumpet please?
Jack: No ^^

by Anonymous260 April 23, 2008

ftf

fail to feed. When a firearm fails to properly chamber (for many reasons) a round from magazine or clip. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.

question) why does my kel-tec always ftf?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.

by TheBlueMeanie January 6, 2009

FTB

flip the betty

dude we need to FTB today

by BITCHASSPUSSYWANDA November 28, 2010

F.T.O.B.E.

Finger Tapping On the Brown Eye. Anal stimulation with a finger.

He was very surprised when I tried a little F.T.O.B.E.

by Highwayglitter February 8, 2004

S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits

Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

FTO

Referred to a comic strip created by Christopher Bowen and Jordan Gibbons of Canada. FTO stands for Fred Ted Overdrive. A comic about two main little characters that look mainly like slack jawed potatoes. These characters are named Fred and Ted, they meet several other slack jawed potatoes through out there adventures. All the characters names rhyme with each other. These characters also have bad smoking habits, constantly smoking bongs or cigars. FTO also stands for Frontier Oil Corporation. The Mitsubishi car company also has a car developed named FTO.

FTO = Fred Ted Overdrive

by Risown August 8, 2008

FTW

Harry is wrong. FTW means Fuck the World commonly used on the internetz.

XBox Live FTW!

by elliottsmith5575 April 28, 2010