ftf

fail to feed. When a firearm fails to properly chamber (for many reasons) a round from magazine or clip. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.
question) why does my kel-tec always ftf?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.
by TheBlueMeanie January 06, 2009
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fte

fail to eject. When a firearm fails to properly eject (for many reasons) a casing. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.
question) why does my kel-tec always fte?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.
by TheBlueMeanie January 06, 2009
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