fap bank bounce

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.

Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!

by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022

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fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.

Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!

by matok August 12, 2020

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FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

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Possible Fap Potential

When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.

Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.

"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."

by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022

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No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020

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